Total Medals Earned: 991 (From
154 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 12,450 Points
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Give up in the 2nd part
Get a 50 combo
Get 5000+ points
Reach it (it's level 6)
Meet Bee!
Meet Mitch!
Meet Shirley!
Kill the magician!
Find and reclaim the big graveyard
Kill 100 zombies
Win the game on any difficulty
Kill 100,000 zombies (cumulative)
Lose the game
Find all five endings (cumulative)
Win the game on Impossible difficulty
Get more than 50 customers in one day.
Play for 50 (in-game) days
Buy all four properties.
Get a daily net result higher than $500.
Read through the entire manual.
Collect 1 concept art.
Defeat 5 enemies.
Watch the introduction cinematic.
Collect 1 sound track.
Collect all concept art.
Complete half of the game.
Defeat 30 enemies.
Collect all sound tracks.
Watch all cinematics.
Complete the game.
Defeat 80 enemies.
Collect all Red Orbs.
Complete the game without dying.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Send the reincarny back to hell!
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Send all three souls back to hell.
Upset Luke by not getting all three souls.
Kill all 15 locust in the game.
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Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.
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Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.
Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).
Achieve a perfect score (300).
Complete the game without the use of hints.
Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.
On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.
Beat the game four times without closing it.
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!